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White House edits Orlando 911 transcript to say shooter pledged allegiance to NRA and Republican Party.Obama transfers his Nobel Peace Prize to anti-Trump rioters.Gov so bad, it now flashes 'Error 808' message NSA marks National Best Friend Day with official announcement: "Government is your best friend; we know you like no one else, we're always there, we're always willing to listen" Al Qaeda cancels attack on USA citing.Barack Obama: "If I had a son, he'd look like Micah Johnson".History After Arlington Cemetery rejects offer to bury Boston bomber, Westboro Babtist Church steps up with premium front lawn plot Boston: Obama Administration to reclassify marathon bombing as 'sportsplace violence' Study: Success has many fathers but failure becomes a government program US Media: Can Pope.Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen.Bombshell: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton.Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another season of insane protests?Breaking: Manning and Snowden have come out with strong condemnation of Donald Trump leaking classified information to Russia.